Escape to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield, a luxurious haven near Chiltern Hills. Relax on the sun-kissed terrace or indulge in spa services and a rejuvenating massage. With free WiFi, outdoor pool, 3 bars serving up delicious drinks and 2 restaurants offering mouthwatering cuisine.
At Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield, you'll be within a 10-minute drive of Thames River. Guests can indulge in Thai massages, and English Restaurant, one of 2 restaurants, serves British cuisine and is open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Fellow travelers say great things about the helpful staff.
Languages
English
At a glance
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Hotel size
48 rooms
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Arriving/Leaving
Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18
Check-out time is 11 AM
Contactless check-out available
Late check-out subject to availability
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Special check-in instructions
The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in
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Required at check-in
Debit card required for incidental charges
Government-issued photo ID may be required
Minimum guest age is 18
Minimum check-in age is 18
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Children
No cribs (infant beds)
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Pets
Pets not allowed
WIFI
Internet
Free WiFi in public areas
Free WiFi in rooms (speed: 25+ Mbps)
LOCAL_PARKING
Parking
Free onsite self parking
Free offsite parking within 33 ft
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Other information
Smoke-free property
Caters to adults only
Property amenities
Food and drink
Cooked-to-order breakfast (surcharge) 7:00 AM–10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM–11:00 AM on weekends
2 restaurants
2 bars/lounges
Room service (limited hours)
Services
Front desk (limited hours)
Luggage storage
Wedding services
Multilingual staff
Romance packages
Facilities
Terrace
Spa services
Reception hall
Outdoor furniture
Room amenities
Be entertained
Flat-screen television
Home comfort
Air conditioning (climate-controlled) and heating
Coffee/tea maker
Bathrobes
Iron/ironing board
Sleep well
Premium bedding
What to enjoy
Individually furnished and decorated
Freshen up
Private bathroom
Free toiletries
Hair dryer
Towels
Stay connected
Free WiFi (speed of 25+ Mbps)
Phone
Food and drink
Free bottled water
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Daily housekeeping
Special features
Spa
Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the onsite spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.
Dining
English Restaurant - This restaurant specializes in British cuisine and serves breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Guests can enjoy drinks at the bar. Reservations are required.
Thai Restaurant - This restaurant specializes in Thai cuisine and serves lunch and dinner. Reservations are required. Open daily.
Bar - This cocktail bar specializes in British cuisine and serves light fare only. Open daily.
Fees & policies
Refundable deposits
Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay
Optional extras
Cooked-to-order breakfast is offered for an extra charge of approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
Late check-out can be arranged for an extra charge (subject to availability)
Policies
This property does not have elevators.
Guests can rest easy knowing there's a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit on site.
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation.
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards. Cash is not accepted.
Credit cards accepted: Visa, Mastercard, American Express
Also known as
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield
Frequently asked questions
Are pets allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Sorry, pets aren't allowed.
Is parking offered on site at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Yes, there's free self parking.
What are the check-in and check-out times at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM. Check-out time is 11 AM. Late check-out is available for a charge (subject to availability). Contactless check-out is available.
What is there to do at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield and nearby?
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has 2 bars and spa services.
Are there restaurants at or near Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?
Yes, there are 2 onsite restaurants, featuring British cuisine.
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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews
Reviews
8.0
Very Good
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8.6/10
Cleanliness
8.6/10
Staff & service
8.4/10
Amenities
8.2/10
Property conditions & facilities
8.2/10
Eco-friendliness
Popular mentions
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What guests liked
The pool area was clean, refreshing, and lovely, with a great spot for relaxation. (6 reviews)
The on-site restaurant and bar served wonderful food and drinks, with a unique and enjoyable dining experience. (3 reviews)
From real guest reviews summarized by AI.
Reviews
10/10 Exceptional
May 1, 2025
A friendly and efficient check in and out. It’s certainly a characterful place to stay
Ray
Ray, 1-night trip
6/10 Good
Apr 28, 2025
The staff were great and helpful unfortunately little disappointed with the condition of the hotel needs some attention many parts looking old and worn. Enjoyed the stay.
Lori
Lori, 1-night trip
8/10 Very good
Apr 3, 2025
Day relaxing.
Loved the seating by the pool.
terence
terence, 2-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
Mar 20, 2025
Wonky but fantastic!
What a place! Can’t wait to come back - Thai restaurant served amazing food. Great bar, helpful staff, super location.
michelle
michelle, 1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
May 5, 2025
Snug room review
The room is super stylish and comfortable. Amazing value for the price! The staff have been amazing and everything has been so easy and smooth. Our room is by the main road so it is a little noisy, also there’s lots of dust on the window shutters. I didn’t know that the toilet/shower room is not a separate room to the bedroom and is only sectioned off with a curtain. It’s still great value for the price and I’d happily come back again!
Verified traveler
1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
Mar 12, 2025
As good as they say
Staff were friendly and helpful. Really unique and luxury feel to the place. A relaxing break.
Verified traveler
2-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
Apr 6, 2025
The Crazy Bear
A great place to stay, beautifully styled rooms and bar and you would think you were in Morocco relaxing by the outside pool. Dinner was in the Thai restaurant just a little way down the street ( though I understand it is moving back to the main hotel by June this year) the food and service were superb. Would definitely visit again and old town Beaconsfield is an incredible town with very wide streets and free parking everywhere- we parked outside the hotel front door.
Nigel
Nigel, 1-night trip
4/10 Fair
Apr 7, 2025
Pool out of action
Great rooms BUT pool was not operational
Verified traveler
1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
Apr 3, 2025
Crazy Bear is an experience in itself, the rooms are all different themed and great for a stay with your partner. We did upgrade our room as I found the Boujee to be just a tad small but the upgrade was amazing. The Thai restaurant was great as always and we had drinks in the bar to finish the evening off. Thanks you
Ande
Ande, 1-night trip
2/10 Poor
Apr 16, 2025
The floor in the room was very dirty. The mattress had hairs (from previous
John
John, 2-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
Jan 24, 2025
Quirky hotel
Wonderful experience, lovely staff.
Donald
Donald, 2-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
Feb 5, 2025
Beautiful hotel, the beds are very comfortable, loved the copper bath. Staff very friendly and helpful. Only thing is they need more lighting in the rooms
Lauren
Lauren, 1-night trip
2/10 Poor
May 5, 2025
Our stay was awful, originally booked for 2 nights . We were so uncomfortable we had to check out a day early. The room was very dark and dirty, there was dust on top of the bed and a glass water mark, which shows no cleaning was done. Its also a maze to find the hotel and our room was miles away. This is a scam ,the other crazy bear is an actual hotel, this needs to close. It's a total mis sell, ridiculous prices for a dirty hotel. Ruin my anniversary weekend 😪 I tried to surprise my wife I was so ashamed.
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D, 2-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
Mar 25, 2025
Outlandish!
Verified traveler
1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
Jan 27, 2025
A great visit
A very enjoyable time. The hotel and bedroom was very comfortable - and interesting! We were made very welcome and everything during our stay went as it should.
The Thai meal was extremely good too.
Stephen
Stephen, 1-night trip
8/10 Very good
Jan 5, 2025
Nice place cleanliness could be better and bit overpriced in bar and restaurant but had great stay rooms clean and well equipped staff great very friendly and helpful
Hayley
Hayley, 1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
Apr 14, 2025
Room is amazing comfortable clean woll recommended but breakfast need to improve as take so long i have to wait 45 minutes. In the restaurants only 3 customers including myself order toast got toast but no butter? Asking for a cup of hot water got normal water. Will not recommended fot breakfast staff need to be more professional as talking and laughing too lound.
Praiwan
Praiwan, 1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
Nov 9, 2024
Lovely accommodation very central to beaconsfield town
Zoe
Zoe, 1-night trip
8/10 Very good
Sep 27, 2024
Always enjoy staying here.
Lucy
Lucy, 1-night trip
6/10 Good
Feb 18, 2025
Was a nice quirky room in a beautiful villiage could of been a lot cleaner
Hayley
Hayley, 1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
Jan 9, 2025
Very pleasant
Nicely decorated, clean and comfortable. Will definitely return again
Vitor
Vitor, 1-night trip
8/10 Very good
Oct 7, 2024
Lovely hotel in a beautiful town
Christine
Christine, 1-night trip
4/10 Fair
Mar 4, 2025
Did not stay in the hotel was outside across the road no tea or coffee facility’s
Louise
Louise, 1-night trip
10/10 Exceptional
Dec 14, 2024
Absolutely stunning hotel. Everything was perfect from the room, the bar, the food!!
Will definitely be returning
Warren
Warren, 1-night trip
4/10 Fair
Mar 30, 2025
It’s tired and the service is poor. 2/5
The place is very tired throughout. The rooms really need to be update, taps barely work, broken mirrors, dirty tiles in the bathroom…
The service in the English restaurant for breakfast was non existent. The pastries were not even fresh.
Overall, it used to be a good place but now it’s over priced and unbelievably poor across the board when compared to other hotels.